doritojoben: If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
Loriah ... helping me *sarcasm*
Me: Who the heck is he?
Loriah: A man
Me: Well that was helpful.
Loriah and i when we skype
Me: wait were you telling me if you were?
Loriah: what are you even talking about? I like ponies! Neigh, neigh, neigh!
I love you but every time you yell at me for something that is not my fault, i have the sudden urge to tell you to KISS MY ASS
Normal everyday English convos
Me: the characters all have mustache's... why?
Kristen: that must be uncomfortable to kiss I mean you could get mustache burn....
Kristen: It's like S&M or something....
Me: I used to think S&M involved whips and chains but now thanks to you, I'll think 'MUSTACHE'
I enjoy this instant reblogg!
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
star-gazerr: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.