March 2013
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September 2012
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June 2012
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WatchWatch
doritojoben: If you don’t press play. You will regret it for the rest of your life.
Jun 13th
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Loriah ... helping me *sarcasm*
Me: Who the heck is he?
Loriah: A man
Me: Well that was helpful.
Jun 5th
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May 2012
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Loriah and i when we skype
Me: wait were you telling me if you were?
Loriah: what are you even talking about? I like ponies! Neigh, neigh, neigh!
May 23rd
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Dear Mom
I love you but every time you yell at me for something that is not my fault, i have the sudden urge to tell you to KISS MY ASS
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April 2012
57 posts
Normal everyday English convos
Me: the characters all have mustache's... why?
Kristen: that must be uncomfortable to kiss I mean you could get mustache burn....
Me: *giggle*
Kristen: It's like S&M or something....
Me: I used to think S&M involved whips and chains but now thanks to you, I'll think 'MUSTACHE'
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Apr 23rd
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I enjoy this instant reblogg!
Apr 23rd
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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
star-gazerr: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
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